I idolize Kristen Stewart and I sing showtunes as loud as possible.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Military wives and girlfriends are more anal about the military than the service members themselves.
“Omg his hair isn’t cut properly.”
“Omg it’s not a real deployment unless he’s deployed to Afgan.”
“Omg he’s too fat to be in the military.”
“Omg he’s wearing his uniform in public.”
OMG LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
My entire childhood.
so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
(Source: godspeedtoyou)
(Source: lesartease)
Amanda Bynes is me because her biggest fan was herself
(Source: schrodingerscollie)
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
(Source: harrytomlomsom)
a,dhfjskajhsdfkahsfloasdkfjhak,jshcdxf,mcvfbcxkjghfASDFKAKHJSDF!
^ that’s honestly how I feel right now
UGH I hate when people do shitty things to me when I’m nothing but nice to them.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
